Cosmetic surgery jokes
A Man in California used a knife to reclaim ex-girlfriend’s breast implants.
The man waited in the dark with a knife, and ambushed his former girlfriend as she stepped outside the back door of her mother’s house, to reclaim what he thought was rightfully his: his former girlfriend’s breast implants that he had paid for.
The 28 old man, stabbed her six times in the head and body to cut the breast implants out. The breast implants were punctured during the attack and were eventually repaired.
God replied, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."
When she recovered, Kelly decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation, and became a platinum blond. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.
As she left the hospital after the last operation she was hit by a speeding ambulance and died on the spot. She arrived in front of God and complained, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?"
God replied, "Kelly! I’m sorry but I didn’t recognize you!"
He is a plastic surgeon.
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